Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
You So Poor
Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.
Dog Ugly
If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
Yo daddy so bald
Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.
Poor Christmas
Yo' mama so poor, all she got you for Christmas was a video of other kids playin' with their toys!
Time Fly
Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.
Make up
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Shorty
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
Empty Gas Tank
Yo momma's so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Sunglasses
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.
Craps
Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
Boomerang
Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back!
Wave
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
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