Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back!

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, "We are familly even though you fatter than me".

Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: "Washington, California..."

Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.