Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn't have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from getting into Jenny Craig is the door!

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!

What's the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo? About 20 pounds! How do you even out the difference? Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a jelly bean it got lost between her butt and her backbone, and we have been looking for it still for 31 years.

Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store. Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks. Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she

Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper. If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin. Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin. Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's

Yo momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!