Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store. Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks. Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she

Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper. If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin. Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin. Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's

Yo momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.

Yo' mama so poor, all she got you for Christmas was a video of other kids playin' with their toys!

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

Yo momma's so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.