Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn't have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from getting into Jenny Craig is the door!

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!

What's the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo? About 20 pounds! How do you even out the difference? Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a jelly bean it got lost between her butt and her backbone, and we have been looking for it still for 31 years.