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Pirates See Her

Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, "LAND HO!"

Playstation

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

Bungee Jumping

Yo mama's so fat that when she went bungee jumping, she took down the whole bridge with her.

Fun Fun Fun

Yo mama's so fat that she rents herself out as a jumping castle.

Mt. Mama

Yo mama's so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!

GameCube

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a GameCube was a Rubik's puzzle.

Tsunami Mommy

Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.

Self Centered Momma

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.

Factory

Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!

Old

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!