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Yo Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she screwed it to the bottom of the floor.

411

Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

Clear

Yo Mama so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Pirates See Her

Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, "LAND HO!"

Playstation

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

Bungee Jumping

Yo mama's so fat that when she went bungee jumping, she took down the whole bridge with her.

Fun Fun Fun

Yo mama's so fat that she rents herself out as a jumping castle.

Mt. Mama

Yo mama's so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!

GameCube

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a GameCube was a Rubik's puzzle.

Tsunami Mommy

Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.

Self Centered Momma

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!