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Shower

Yo mama so skinny she had to run arround the shower to get wet.

DUMB

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

Dog Ugly

Yo Mama was so Ugly as a child your granddaddy had to put a pork chop round her neck so the dog would play with her.

Humpty Dumpty

Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty.... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped!

Concentrate

Yo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, 'Concentrate'.

So Fat

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said To be Continued!

DIRTY

Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water

PMS

Your momma such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.

Yo Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she screwed it to the bottom of the floor.

411

Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

Clear

Yo Mama so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.