Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!

yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist

yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo. Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo mama has a

Yo moma so fat and retarded that she thinks shes skinny.

Yo Mama is so FAT that when she turned around,it was her birhtday!

Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light! Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was nohistory class! Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it! Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper! Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs! Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals! Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook! Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade! Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not a

Yo mama's so fat that when she took her first step everyone thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.

Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled it.