Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Yo momma is so fat, she's NOT on A Diet. . .she's on two Diets cause one ain't fittin' her well!

Yo Momma has afros on her nipples

Your mum's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your mum's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mama is SO fat that the amount of food she eats for dinner could feed ALL the Ethiopeans for a year!

Yo mama is so dumb each time she hears Obama's name on tv she throws her hands in the air + ducks for cover Yelling OH BOMB A WHERE?!?!?!

Yo Momma' so fat, she gets winded going up the escalator!

Yo momma's so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!" Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas. Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions. Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food. yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch xD Yo moma's like a baby she sucks everything in sight Yo

Your mother used to go fishing in the Pacific ocean, but now she goes fission there.

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose