Yo momma's so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.

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Your mother used to go fishing in the Pacific ocean, but now she goes fission there.

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose

Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!

yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist

yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo. Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo mama has a

Yo moma so fat and retarded that she thinks shes skinny.

Yo Mama is so FAT that when she turned around,it was her birhtday!

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