Yo momma so fat, that when she went on Biggest Loser, she she couldn't get kicked out when she destroyed the stage.

Yo momma so fat that, on the airplane, she smothered the person next to her to death - who was on the aisle seat.

A woman's child said, "Yo Mama, I hate you because you made me a boy, not a girl!" The woman said, "Wait! If you were a girl, someone would have to cut into you to get your baby!" The child said "Have you lost your mind?! I want the baby to know that she/he was from me!"

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said "Hello???"

yo momma is so ugly when she passed a horror movie filming the camera man said "Hey! No breaks, get back on set."

yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she jumped off the ship a sailor yelled, "Land Ahoy!"

If I ever need a good laugh....Yo Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, that she made a crack on the sidewalk and tried to smoke it!

I saw yo momma walkin' down the street the other day, with a fat pig under her arm. So, I went up to her and asked, ''Hey, where did you get that?'' and the PIG says ''I won her in a contest!''

Jimmy To Billy : You ain't half the man yo momma was. But hey, you ARE half the girl yo papa was.

Jimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everybody's space!