Yo momma is so stupid, that she made a crack on the sidewalk and tried to smoke it!

I saw yo momma walkin' down the street the other day, with a fat pig under her arm. So, I went up to her and asked, ''Hey, where did you get that?'' and the PIG says ''I won her in a contest!''

Jimmy To Billy : You ain't half the man yo momma was. But hey, you ARE half the girl yo papa was.

Jimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everybody's space!

Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Yo momma is so fat, she's NOT on A Diet. . .she's on two Diets cause one ain't fittin' her well!

Yo Momma has afros on her nipples

Your mum's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your mum's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mama is SO fat that the amount of food she eats for dinner could feed ALL the Ethiopeans for a year!

Yo mama is so dumb each time she hears Obama's name on tv she throws her hands in the air + ducks for cover Yelling OH BOMB A WHERE?!?!?!

Yo Momma' so fat, she gets winded going up the escalator!