Painter: "Y'are a dog." Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?" Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo." Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

See that X? That's your mum that is.

Yo Momma so short, when she saw a set of stairs she said, "I never knew Mount Everest was here." Yo Momma so short, she called a dolls house a set of flats!

Yo momma so fat, that when she went on Biggest Loser, she she couldn't get kicked out when she destroyed the stage.

Yo momma so fat that, on the airplane, she smothered the person next to her to death - who was on the aisle seat.

A woman's child said, "Yo Mama, I hate you because you made me a boy, not a girl!" The woman said, "Wait! If you were a girl, someone would have to cut into you to get your baby!" The child said "Have you lost your mind?! I want the baby to know that she/he was from me!"

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said "Hello???"

yo momma is so ugly when she passed a horror movie filming the camera man said "Hey! No breaks, get back on set."

yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she jumped off the ship a sailor yelled, "Land Ahoy!"

If I ever need a good laugh....Yo Momma