Yo momma so fat she turned her Nike Shox into "Shocked Nikes"

I'm so good that even yo momma cheers for me!

- I want to give you something. - That's what your mom said to me last night.

- What's your dad doing? - Your mom!

- What do you wanna do next? - Your mom!

- I told you to knock before you enter my room! - Your mom.

- What did you have for dinner last night? - Your mom.

- What did you have for dinner last night? - Your mom. - ...and for dessert? - Your mom.

Painter: "Y'are a dog." Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?" Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo." Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

See that X? That's your mum that is.

Yo Momma so short, when she saw a set of stairs she said, "I never knew Mount Everest was here." Yo Momma so short, she called a dolls house a set of flats!