Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don't know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself! Yo momma so fat, if she stops eating, it would end world hunger! Yo momma so gassy, she started global warming! Yo momma so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake! Yo momma so short, I saw her feet in her driver's license! Yo momma so fat, when she went to New York someone shouted "Hey look, it's King Kong" Yo momma so poor, when I visited you and picked up a penny, yo momma start

Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

Yo momma so fat, she cut herself and bled gravy!

Yo momma's lips are so big, she made Angelina Jolie jealous!

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!

Yo momma's so ugly, you can press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her.

Yo momma so ugly she made a mime scream.

Yo momma so ugly they renamed "Halloween" "Yo-momma-ween".

I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!

Yo momma so fat that when I wanted to take her picture I had to back up so far that I ended up in China.