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Yo Momma So Ugly

Yo momma so ugly she made a mime scream.

Yo Momma So Ugly

Yo momma so ugly they renamed "Halloween" "Yo-momma-ween".

5 Mile Run

I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!

So FAT

Yo momma so fat that when I wanted to take her picture I had to back up so far that I ended up in China.

Yo momma so fat she turned her Nike Shox into "Shocked Nikes"

I'm So Good!

I'm so good that even yo momma cheers for me!

Give You Something

- I want to give you something. - That's what your mom said to me last night.

Dad Doing

- What's your dad doing? - Your mom!

Do Next

- What do you wanna do next? - Your mom!

Enter My Room

- I told you to knock before you enter my room! - Your mom.

Dinner Last Night

- What did you have for dinner last night? - Your mom.

- What did you have for dinner last night? - Your mom. - ...and for dessert? - Your mom.