Yo momma's so fat that her roller blades went flat.

Sorry I'm late... I had to walk down stairs... since yo momma took up the entire elevator and it broke.

Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do an essay and she went and fucked a mexican...

SO GREASY Yo momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her! SO NASTY Yo momma's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down! Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach! Yo momma's so nasty, she made the right guard turn left! Yo momma's so nasty, the fishery paid her to leave! Yo momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater! Yo momma's so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh! Yo momma's so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. SO POOR Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her

Yo dadda liked women until he saw yo momma.

Yo momma's so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!

Your momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she opened her mouth, a black guy said "nice grillz!" Your momma's so fat 'n hairy that when she went to the mueseum someone yelled "the mammoth's alive!" Your momma's so hairy that when she was on the set of king kong, the director said "I thought I only ordered 1 gorrila!" Your momma's so old and gassy that when she farted the dinasours became extinct! Your momma's so stupid that they invented the books for dummys just for her! Your momma's so skinny that god used her to clean his teeth! Your momma's so ugly that when she stepped out of her house, people ran away saying "I didn't know they were shooting a horror movie here!" Your momma's s

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in a room mice jump on chairs!

Yo momma is so fat and so pale white, when they landed on her they said "This is one small step for man, and one fat leap for mankind!"

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so fat, she ate 100 cakes yesterday and got thinner.