Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!

Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.

Yo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)

Yo momma is so fat when she got into the UPS truck they had to change the name to DOWNS

Yo momma so fat that when someone asked her for her weight, he replied with, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo Momma's so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!

Yo Momma's so old, she babysat Yoda!!

Yo momma's so fat that her roller blades went flat.

Sorry I'm late... I had to walk down stairs... since yo momma took up the entire elevator and it broke.

Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do an essay and she went and fucked a mexican...

SO GREASY Yo momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her! SO NASTY Yo momma's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down! Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach! Yo momma's so nasty, she made the right guard turn left! Yo momma's so nasty, the fishery paid her to leave! Yo momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater! Yo momma's so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh! Yo momma's so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. SO POOR Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her