Yo Momma's so fat, she walks out to work in heels and comes back in pumps.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she put on a pair of Nike's, it spelled out Nickelodeon!

Man, your mom's like the UCLA; every year she gets beaten up by a lot of Trojans!

When she put on makeup it's just like water, comes straight off.

Yo momma's so old, she doesn't need a history book.

Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.

Yo momma's so fat that when I take a picture of her and hang it on the wall, it still falls down!

Yo Momma is like a TV; Even a 4 year old could turn her on.

Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, "Honey, we got a fire tonight!"

Yo momma so old, she was at the afterparty when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments.

Yo momma so stupid, when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments, she said, "Where's the ketchup?" HINT:commandments condiments

Yo Momma so ugly, she walks down the street and a little boy says,"look Mommy, there's Shrek!"