Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, "Honey, we got a fire tonight!"

Yo momma so old, she was at the afterparty when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments.

Yo momma so stupid, when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments, she said, "Where's the ketchup?" HINT:commandments condiments

Yo Momma so ugly, she walks down the street and a little boy says,"look Mommy, there's Shrek!"

Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!

Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.

Yo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)

Yo momma is so fat when she got into the UPS truck they had to change the name to DOWNS

Yo momma so fat that when someone asked her for her weight, he replied with, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo Momma's so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!

Yo Momma's so old, she babysat Yoda!!