Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. 3#Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! 4#Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code! 5#Yo momma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. 6#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! 7#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! 8#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? 9#Yo momma's so fa

You momma so stupid, when I asked her,"Why she was yelling into an envelope."She said "She was trying to send voice mail."

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when her doctor told her to go on a seafood diet, she says OK, I see food, I eat it.

Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes.

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

Yo momma's so old, if she's not wearing a bra, it looks like she has four legs.

Yo Momma is so fat she sat on Bigfoot and turned him into "Little Toe."

Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

Yo Momma smells so bad that she made an onion cry!

Yo momma's so dumb, she tells you Yo Momma jokes!

Yo Momma's so ugly, the neighborhood kids dressed up as her for Halloween.