Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt
Yo Momma smells so bad that she made an onion cry!
Yo momma's so dumb, she tells you Yo Momma jokes!
Yo Momma's so ugly, the neighborhood kids dressed up as her for Halloween.
Yo Momma's so fat, she walks out to work in heels and comes back in pumps.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she put on a pair of Nike's, it spelled out Nickelodeon!
Man, your mom's like the UCLA; every year she gets beaten up by a lot of Trojans!
When she put on makeup it's just like water, comes straight off.
Yo momma's so old, she doesn't need a history book.
Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.
Yo momma's so fat that when I take a picture of her and hang it on the wall, it still falls down!
Yo Momma is like a TV; Even a 4 year old could turn her on.
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