Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Toiletry
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!
A Belt?
Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!
Mt. Rushmore
Your mama so old and fat that she went to see Mt. Rushmore and sang "We Are Family"
Walking
Your mama so big that people walk around her for exercise.
Saturns Rings
Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn's rings as hoola-hoops!
Popcorn
Yo mama so fat, she coughed next to a corn field and made popcorn.
So Ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Humpty Dumpty
Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty.... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped!
Concentrate
Yo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, 'Concentrate'.
So Fat
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said To be Continued!
DIRTY
Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water
PMS
Your momma such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
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