Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
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Yo mama stinks so bad that when she puts on her 'Secret' deodorant it tells! ha ha :)
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!
Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!
Your mama so old and fat that she went to see Mt. Rushmore and sang "We Are Family"
Your mama so big that people walk around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn's rings as hoola-hoops!
Yo mama so fat, she coughed next to a corn field and made popcorn.
Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo Momma is so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.
Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dog's tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."
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