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Fat@$$ Momma

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!

So Stupid

Yo Momma is so stupid she took wood to the movie SAW!!

Yo Momma So Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around another year has passed already!

So Fat

Yo Momma is so fat she needs mapquest to find her butt!

Stripe

Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

So Ugo

Your mamma is soooo ugo... When you look in the mirror you die of fright, as you look just like her.

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with yo momma Now it burns when I pee !

So Poor

Yo Mamma is so poor, when you asked for milk she said,"left or right?"

Yo mamma is soooo poor that her front and back door are on the same hinge!

Smell So Bad

Yo mamma smells so bad, when she went into the enchanted forest, all the skunks commited suicide!

Yo momma is so hairy that I thought she had herself in a headlock!