Yo momma's so fat, she fell off a donkey.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a whole episode off MTV's grand finale of Making the Van!

Yo momma's so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn't fit through the door. Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing their testicles off.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a tan!

Yo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her T.V. : 'on' and 'off'.

Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,"No way, that stuff is for rich people!"

Yo mamma is so stupid, that when the power went out, she said, "Don't worry, we'll just watch a tape."

Yo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!

Yo Momma so fat, when she went into a sumo wrestling match, they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Yo momma so fat, when she didn't have enough food, she rang 911.

Yo momma is so fat she wanted to go shopping for a new belt so she reached into the sky, then pulled off one of Saturn's rings and said, "Yep! Perfect fit."

Yo momma's cooking so bad, she's got a toothbrush next to her plate instead of a knife!