Yo Momma so fat, when she went into a sumo wrestling match, they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Yo momma so fat, when she didn't have enough food, she rang 911.

Yo momma is so fat she wanted to go shopping for a new belt so she reached into the sky, then pulled off one of Saturn's rings and said, "Yep! Perfect fit."

Yo momma's cooking so bad, she's got a toothbrush next to her plate instead of a knife!

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!

Yo Momma is so stupid she took wood to the movie SAW!!

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around another year has passed already!

Yo Momma is so fat she needs mapquest to find her butt!

Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

Your mamma is soooo ugo... When you look in the mirror you die of fright, as you look just like her.

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with yo momma Now it burns when I pee !