Yo mama is so old Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama's head so large she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head is so big it shows up on radar. Yo mama's house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter. Yo mama's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama's house is so small that when she orders a large pizza she has to go outside to eat it. Yo mama's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Momma's life is such a failure, when I gave her a dollar she said her life was complete.

Yo Momma's feet smell so bad that her shoes committed suicide.

Yo momma's so fat, she fell off a donkey.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a whole episode off MTV's grand finale of Making the Van!

Yo momma's so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn't fit through the door. Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing their testicles off.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a tan!

Yo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her T.V. : 'on' and 'off'.

Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,"No way, that stuff is for rich people!"

Yo mamma is so stupid, that when the power went out, she said, "Don't worry, we'll just watch a tape."

Yo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!