Your mama is so old, her breast-milk is powder!

Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she's out walking!

Yo Momma so poor her front door and back door are in the same room. Yo Momma so poor she kicked a can across the street and a man asked "what are you doing?" and she said "I'm moving."

Yo momma's so stupid, she got lost in a parking lot!!

Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

Yo momma's so fat that small things orbit her!

She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tr

Yo mama is so greasy Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her