Yo Momma's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

Sticks and stones won't break my bones but yo momma will when she gets on top!

Yo momma is so short when she falls of the curb it sounds like aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

Your mama is so old, her breast-milk is powder!

Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she's out walking!

Yo Momma so poor her front door and back door are in the same room. Yo Momma so poor she kicked a can across the street and a man asked "what are you doing?" and she said "I'm moving."

Yo momma's so stupid, she got lost in a parking lot!!

Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

Yo momma's so fat that small things orbit her!

She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.