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Phatie

yo momma so fat that people call her fat

Gravity

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

Snickers

Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.

LOST

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of "Lost"

Fatty

Yo momma so fat you can roll over twice and still be on the bitch

Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.

Yo Momma

yo mommma is so skinny when she went to the strip club they used her as the pole!

So Short!

Yo Momma so short, you can see her feet on her driving licence!

Lips So Big!

Yo Momma's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

Sticks and Stones

Sticks and stones won't break my bones but yo momma will when she gets on top!

Short

Yo momma is so short when she falls of the curb it sounds like aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Innuendo

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.