Yo momma so fat, the little boy from THE SIXTH SENSE walked up to her and said "Let me tell you my secret now...I see YOU...everywhere"

Yo Momma so fat you were born in the middle of the ocean!

Yo Momma's so big, the Apollo 13 crashed into her head, right before it landed on the moon! Maybe that explains why she's so stupid.

Yo Momma is so fat, that she goes to the zoo to see the elephants and they feed her!

yo momma so fat that people call her fat

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of "Lost"

Yo momma so fat you can roll over twice and still be on the bitch

Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.

yo mommma is so skinny when she went to the strip club they used her as the pole!

Yo Momma so short, you can see her feet on her driving licence!