Yo Momma's so stupid she went to McDonalds and thought she could buy the whole menu for a $

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo momma is so ghetto, both she and her dog have weave.

Yo momma is such a whore... She gets more ass than a toilet seat!

Yo Momma so hairy, she got afros around her nipples!

Your Momma is so poor, when i picked up a penny she said "You owe me my paycheck."

Yo momma so old, when she was a kid the rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma so fat, they took her x-ray and a picture of a McDonald's showed up on the screen.

Yo momma so fat, the little boy from THE SIXTH SENSE walked up to her and said "Let me tell you my secret now...I see YOU...everywhere"

Yo Momma so fat you were born in the middle of the ocean!

Yo Momma's so big, the Apollo 13 crashed into her head, right before it landed on the moon! Maybe that explains why she's so stupid.

Yo Momma is so fat, that she goes to the zoo to see the elephants and they feed her!