Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!

Your Mom's so old that she was alive when the Raiders had both eyes.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes around the world 2 times.

Yo momma so skinny, when it's pouring outside, she can dodge the raindrops

Yo Momma's so stupid she went to McDonalds and thought she could buy the whole menu for a $

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo momma is so ghetto, both she and her dog have weave.

Yo momma is such a whore... She gets more ass than a toilet seat!

Yo Momma so hairy, she got afros around her nipples!

Your Momma is so poor, when i picked up a penny she said "You owe me my paycheck."

Yo momma so old, when she was a kid the rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma so fat, they took her x-ray and a picture of a McDonald's showed up on the screen.