Yo momma is so fat, on her drivers' license it says, "picture continued onto other side."

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks N*SYNC is where the dirty dishes are put.

Yo momma is so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pees.

Yo momma is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma is so fat, she fell over trying to rock herself to sleep and couldn't get back up.

Yo Momma is so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!

Your Mom's so old that she was alive when the Raiders had both eyes.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes around the world 2 times.

Yo momma so skinny, when it's pouring outside, she can dodge the raindrops