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Yo Momma is so stupid, she has a peep hole in the glass door!

So Short

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

50 Cent

Yo momma is so poor, she has never seen 50 cent--and ! ain't talkin about the rapper!

Toilet Paper

Yo momma is so poor, she reuses her toilet paper.

Huge

Yo momma is so fat, on her drivers' license it says, "picture continued onto other side."

Nsync

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks N*SYNC is where the dirty dishes are put.

Hunchback

Yo momma is so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pees.

X-files

Yo momma is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

M&M Job

Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

$$$

Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Sleepy

Yo momma is so fat, she fell over trying to rock herself to sleep and couldn't get back up.

Halloween

Yo Momma is so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.