Yo momma is so poor, when I went to her house to use the bathroom, she told me to pick a corner.

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

Yo momma is so fat, I got stuck in her shadow.

Yo momma is like a lollipop, she is round and has been licked by everyone

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

Yo Momma is so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home

Yo Momma is so stupid, she has a peep hole in the glass door!

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

Yo momma is so poor, she has never seen 50 cent--and ! ain't talkin about the rapper!

Yo momma is so poor, she reuses her toilet paper.