Yo Momma's so fat she's fatter than you

Yo momma is so dark, she's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, "Oh, no!" and called the Ghost Busters.

Your momma is so fat, your dad rolled on her and never came off.

Yo Momma is so fat, the only reason she wanted to go to space was to taste the Milky Way.

Yo momma so fat and stupid that I told her to show me a pushup and she brought me one from the Ice Cream Man.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

Yo momma's so fat she should get cingular on her stomach so she can get rollover minutes.

Yo Momma's so poor she had to save up to pay attention!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying "Look! Look! The scale talks!" I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, "hI" in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, "See!? When I stepped on it, it said, 'hELLO!'" I told her, "The scale's upside-down."

yo mamma is so thin when she turns sidways she dissapears

your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore