Yo Momma's so poor she had to save up to pay attention!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying "Look! Look! The scale talks!" I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, "hI" in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, "See!? When I stepped on it, it said, 'hELLO!'" I told her, "The scale's upside-down."

yo mamma is so thin when she turns sidways she dissapears

your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore

Yo momma is so poor, when I went to her house to use the bathroom, she told me to pick a corner.

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

Yo momma is so fat, I got stuck in her shadow.

Yo momma is like a lollipop, she is round and has been licked by everyone

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

Yo Momma is so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home