Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

You momma is so stupid, she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut!

Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.

Yo Momma's so fat she's fatter than you

Yo momma is so dark, she's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, "Oh, no!" and called the Ghost Busters.

Your momma is so fat, your dad rolled on her and never came off.

Yo Momma is so fat, the only reason she wanted to go to space was to taste the Milky Way.

Yo momma so fat and stupid that I told her to show me a pushup and she brought me one from the Ice Cream Man.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

Yo momma's so fat she should get cingular on her stomach so she can get rollover minutes.