Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the zoo elephants called her mom.

Yo Momma is so fat she farted and caused global warming

One day, there was a powerful slide, and when you go down on it, you wish for something and you get it. One guy goes down the slide, and says, "A pot of gold," and he gets it. Another guy goes down and says, "A pot of silver," and he gets it. The third guy says, "Weeee," and he gets a pot of wee!

Yo momma is so poor, that when I went to her house, a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern't laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!

Yo momma is so old, that she cooked the last supper!

Yo Momma is so ugly that even Ripley's couldn't believe it!

Yo momma so stupid she brought the jigsaw puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

You momma is so stupid, she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut!

Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.