Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Yo mama is so stupid she waited at a Stop sign until it said Go.

Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat".

Yo momma is so stupid, she put a free sample on layaway.

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.

Yo momma is so dumb that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death!