Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Yo momma's so nasty, when she burped she started a nuclear war!
Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a blue rain coat people said, "Let's go swim in the ocean!"
Yo Momma's so dumb she studied for a urine test!!
Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy had eye surgery TO REMOVE HIS SIGHT!
Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a peanut and she made peanut butter.
Yo momma is so stupid, she's stupid.
Yo momma is so uncoordinated she couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat.
Yo mommas is so fat it takes a twinky and a tub of butter to get her through the door.
Yo Momma's just like a bus. They're big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.
Fat
yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
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