Yo momma is so uncoordinated she couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat.

Yo mommas is so fat it takes a twinky and a tub of butter to get her through the door.

Yo Momma's just like a bus. They're big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.

yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the zoo elephants called her mom.

Yo Momma is so fat she farted and caused global warming

One day, there was a powerful slide, and when you go down on it, you wish for something and you get it. One guy goes down the slide, and says, "A pot of gold," and he gets it. Another guy goes down and says, "A pot of silver," and he gets it. The third guy says, "Weeee," and he gets a pot of wee!

Yo momma is so poor, that when I went to her house, a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern't laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!

Yo momma is so old, that she cooked the last supper!

Yo Momma is so ugly that even Ripley's couldn't believe it!

Yo momma so stupid she brought the jigsaw puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!