Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she went in a hot air balloon there was a solar eclipse!

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Yo momma's so fat, she makes the sun look like a pebble!

Yo momma's so nasty, when she burped she started a nuclear war!

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a blue rain coat people said, "Let's go swim in the ocean!"

Yo Momma's so dumb she studied for a urine test!!

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy had eye surgery TO REMOVE HIS SIGHT!

Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a peanut and she made peanut butter.

Yo momma is so stupid, she's stupid.