yo mamma is like a shot gun: One cock and shes ready to blow!!

Yo momma's so stupid and so fat that when she stepped on the scale and saw three 7s, she thought she won the jackpot.

Yo momma is so dumb when she got locked in the matress king she slept on the floor

Yo Momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship as a dildo.

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.

when your mom whent to China people would say "Run it's Godzilla!"

yo momma is so fat when she hugs people they get lost!

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she went in a hot air balloon there was a solar eclipse!

yo momma, not grandma, is so dumb, when she got locked in the telephone store she waited for the manager all night, and when he came she says,"Dude, yo momma, not grandma, is so dumb, when she got locked in the telephone store she waited all night for the manager and when he came she says,"Dude, yo momma, not grandma, is so dumb, when she got locked in the telephone store she waited all night for the manager and when he came she says,"Dude, yo momma, not grandma, is so dumb, when she got locked in the telephone store she waited all night for the manager and when he came she says,"Dude, yo momma, not grandma, is so dumb, when she got locked in the telephone store she waited all night for the

Yo momma's so fat, she makes the sun look like a pebble!