Yo momma is so fat she used the Grand Canyon as her sidewalk.

Yo momma ain't got no hands. And yo dad ain't got no eyes. Yo momma said i'm goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i'd like to see that.

Your mother has something wrong with her brain. After medical examination, the doctor tells her: "Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left side has nothing right, Your right side has nothing left."

Yo Mama's so fat, she doesn't need the Internet - she's already world wide.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she creates hurricanes.

Yo Mamma is so fat she never wakes up on the wrong side of the bed; she wakes up on EVERY side of the bed!

Yo Momma jokes are so stupid, I barf everytime I see one!

Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.

Yo Momma so scary, she scares Michael Jackson!

Yo mama is so nasty she's got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!

Yo Momma's like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!