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Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.

MA VS MJ

Yo Momma so scary, she scares Michael Jackson!

Yo mama is so nasty she's got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!

Verizon Hired-less

Yo Momma's like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!

Shot Gun

yo mamma is like a shot gun: One cock and shes ready to blow!!

Vegas

Yo momma's so stupid and so fat that when she stepped on the scale and saw three 7s, she thought she won the jackpot.

Dumb

Yo momma is so dumb when she got locked in the matress king she slept on the floor

Yo Momma

Yo Momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship as a dildo.

Couch

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

School Bus

Yo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.

Godzila

when your mom whent to China people would say "Run it's Godzilla!"

Lost

yo momma is so fat when she hugs people they get lost!