Yo Momma so dirty, she went in for a shower and lost weight!

Yo mamma is so nasty that she can help stop air pollution by not breathing.

A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father sighs. They continue walking talking about many things. Eventually, a hot woman in a red dress passes by, the son looks at her with eyes of passion. The father looks at her too. "Son, don't be fooled by a woman's good looks" the son looks at his father, ready for a lesson. "That's your mom 20 years ago" then he sighs. "That's your mom now", he says as he looks at the man on the bench.

Yo mamas so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey! Wheres my gumball?".

Yo mama's so scary, she killed Freddy Krouger in his own dreams.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to turn on the tv, she started stripping.

Yo momma's credit is so bad,,, The bank wants the their calendar back

Yo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said "Kool-aid man!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like your dad.

Yo momma was so fat that when she went to do her daily running, her body was moving but she wasn't.

Yo momma's so old, I slapped her back and her tits fell off.

Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon.