Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like your dad.

Yo momma was so fat that when she went to do her daily running, her body was moving but she wasn't.

Yo momma's so old, I slapped her back and her tits fell off.

Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she used the Grand Canyon as her sidewalk.

Yo momma ain't got no hands. And yo dad ain't got no eyes. Yo momma said i'm goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i'd like to see that.

Your mother has something wrong with her brain. After medical examination, the doctor tells her: "Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left side has nothing right, Your right side has nothing left."

Yo Mama's so fat, she doesn't need the Internet - she's already world wide.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she creates hurricanes.

Yo Mamma is so fat she never wakes up on the wrong side of the bed; she wakes up on EVERY side of the bed!

Yo Momma jokes are so stupid, I barf everytime I see one!