Yo momma so stupid she asked to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune and said "S"

Yo momma is so fat if they named a hurricane after her it would have to be a category 20.

Yo mommas so stupid she asked how much she had to pay to get a free car-wash.

yo mommas so stupid, she brought a TV remote to the movie theater.

Yo Momma so dirty, she went in for a shower and lost weight!

Yo mamma is so nasty that she can help stop air pollution by not breathing.

A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father sighs. They continue walking talking about many things. Eventually, a hot woman in a red dress passes by, the son looks at her with eyes of passion. The father looks at her too. "Son, don't be fooled by a woman's good looks" the son looks at his father, ready for a lesson. "That's your mom 20 years ago" then he sighs. "That's your mom now", he says as he looks at the man on the bench.

Yo mamas so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey! Wheres my gumball?".

Yo mama's so scary, she killed Freddy Krouger in his own dreams.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to turn on the tv, she started stripping.

Yo momma's credit is so bad,,, The bank wants the their calendar back

Yo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said "Kool-aid man!"