Yo momma is so fat she needs to lose weight.

Yo momma'a so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited untill it changed to 'Go!'

Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to become a nudist. Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to live in a barn. Yo Momma's so fat that when she walked outside, naked, the cops had to have hand-cuffs specially designed for her. Yo Momma's so fat that they had to create a prison specifically designed for her on an island. Yo Momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean to head towards the island it threw the Earth out of orbit. Yo Momma's so fat that she accidently killed a blue whale by stepping on it... "oops", she said and went on. Yo Momma's so fat, she's just obese. Yo Momma's so fat that when she reached the prison she wouldn't fit through the door. Yo Momma's so stupid that once t

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!

Yo momma's So stupid she put yellow for the answer to the following question: What color is Santa's red suit?

Yo momma so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled I've got the power

Yo Mama is so fat that when she has sex she has show directions!

Your mama is so fat because your mama's mama passed down genes!

Yo momma's so fat, she sneezed and caused a hurricane!

Who is Yo Momma? Yo Momma doesn't know.

Yo momma so stupid she ties her shoes with spahgetti so she can eat and run.

Yo momma so bald, I can read her mind