Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! Yo momma so fat she tripped broke her leg and gravy poured out! Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chilly out she grabbed a spoon and ran out! Yo momma so fat she IS the family reunion! Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with cheerios! Yo momma so flat she jealous of the wall! Yo momma so fat when you get on top her your ears pop! Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her! Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo momma so ugly rice krispies wont talk to her! har-de-har har old school jokes for you old school insulters...

Yo mama's so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's New?"

Yo momma's so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck!

Yo momma so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

Yo momma so dumb, She invented water proof tea bags.

Yo momma's like 7-11... Cause she is open all day.

Yo momma is so old, she was stood up by King Tut, before he became a mummy.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses all of Mexico as a tanning bed.

Yo momma is so fat she needs to lose weight.

Yo momma'a so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited untill it changed to 'Go!'

Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to become a nudist. Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to live in a barn. Yo Momma's so fat that when she walked outside, naked, the cops had to have hand-cuffs specially designed for her. Yo Momma's so fat that they had to create a prison specifically designed for her on an island. Yo Momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean to head towards the island it threw the Earth out of orbit. Yo Momma's so fat that she accidently killed a blue whale by stepping on it... "oops", she said and went on. Yo Momma's so fat, she's just obese. Yo Momma's so fat that when she reached the prison she wouldn't fit through the door. Yo Momma's so stupid that once t

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!