Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.

Yo momma so old she got an autographed copy of the bible.

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! Yo momma so fat she tripped broke her leg and gravy poured out! Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chilly out she grabbed a spoon and ran out! Yo momma so fat she IS the family reunion! Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with cheerios! Yo momma so flat she jealous of the wall! Yo momma so fat when you get on top her your ears pop! Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her! Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo momma so ugly rice krispies wont talk to her! har-de-har har old school jokes for you old school insulters...

Yo mama's so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's New?"

Yo momma's so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck!

Yo momma so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

Yo momma so dumb, She invented water proof tea bags.

Yo momma's like 7-11... Cause she is open all day.

Yo momma is so old, she was stood up by King Tut, before he became a mummy.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses all of Mexico as a tanning bed.