Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around--there goes another city. Yo momma is so fat, whenever she sits down she lowers all the prices at wal-mart. Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around it's your birthday. Yo momma is so fat, NASA engineers mistook her for a new planet. Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1000 years to design clothes for her Yo momma is so fat, whenever she gets weighed she breaks the scale. You're so fat, I wonder if it's because of yo momma.

Yo momma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Yo momma is like a bus; she's big, doesn't smell very good, and it's only a dollar a ride.

Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

yo momma is so old --- she knew Burger King when he was a prince! yo momma is so poor --- I saw her banging on the dumpster and I asked her what she was doing and she said "My kids locked me out!"

Yo momma's so fat she stood on a talking scale and it said, "1,2,3 GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!"

Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.

Yo momma so old she got an autographed copy of the bible.