Yo momma is so fat that she fell over and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, "Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!"

Your momma is so old, she breast fed Methuselah.

Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!

Your momma so ugly she didn't even have to dress up for Halloween, and still scared everybody, and made some people say, "Nice costume!"

Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to kill 2 stones with one bird!

Q.) What kind of service has a two for one "Tuesday" special? A.) Yo mama!!!

Yo momma so poor, she cleans her shoes with a pencil.

Yo Momma is so fat, that when she finally lost her spare tire, she still had an 18 wheeler to go!

(This is from my friend, Mitchell. It was very funny at first when we first heard him say it at lunch, and I figured I would share it.) Yo Momma's so fat, she ate a grenade and the explosion didn't even make it out!

Yo momma is so fat , She uses a pillow for a tampon. ------------------------------------ Yo momma is so stupid , That when her boyfriend said, "Lets do it doggie-style tonight," she sat down and licked her ass. ------------------------------------- Yo momma is so dumb , That she was arrested for taking a dump at a construction site next to a sign that read, "Dump waste here." ------------------------------------- Yo momma is so fat , That when she farted, your dad ran away yelling, "It's a tornado. Hide!"

Yo momma's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ears.