Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama is so fat she's scared to look at low fat food!

Yo Momma is so fat the other day she was late to work and her stomach was an hour early.

Yo Momma's stinks so bad, she puts on Secret and it told on her.

yo mama is so fat people run around her for exercize

Yo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying "Look it's Free Willy!!!!''

Yo mama is so fat, when someone wants to shake her hand she has to give directions!

Yo momma so nasty I was on the phone with her, and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo momma's breath is so stank, that they consider it a weapon of mass destruction.

Yo Momma so fat that when she went to school she had to sit next to everybody. Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is Equator. Yo Momma so fat, this guy was having sex with her, then rolled over twice and was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Your momma so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade