Yo Momma's so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.

Yo moma so fat, when she sat down, she sat next to Everyone!

Yo Momma's So Fat... When she crosses the border, they think she's tryin to smuggle the whole country. When she was at the zoo the elephants were scared she might step on them. She's what caused Mexico City to sink into the ground. She sunk Atlantis. She once found a whale hidden in her belly button. When a plane has to make an emergancy landing they use her as a runway.

Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

Yo mamma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mamma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mamma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mamma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so fat she uses a dump truck as a toilet!

yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama is so fat she's scared to look at low fat food!

Yo Momma is so fat the other day she was late to work and her stomach was an hour early.

Yo Momma's stinks so bad, she puts on Secret and it told on her.