Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Tan
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Pillows
Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.
3 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes
Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon
Graveyard
Your momma so ugly when she walked through the graveyard 2 men came after her with shovels.
Skittles
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!
Gravy
Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.
The Track
Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.
Yo Mama*2
Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.
Milk Carton
Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama*3
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
On the Beach
Your momma so fat that when she layed on the beach, four guys from greenpeace tried to throw her back in.
tv's
Yo Dad said to yo mama, "We're getting a color TV!" and yo mama asked, "What color?"
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