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Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

Graveyard

Your momma so ugly when she walked through the graveyard 2 men came after her with shovels.

Skittles

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!

Gravy

Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

The Track

Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.

Yo Mama*2

Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.

Milk Carton

Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama*3

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

On the Beach

Your momma so fat that when she layed on the beach, four guys from greenpeace tried to throw her back in.

tv's

Yo Dad said to yo mama, "We're getting a color TV!" and yo mama asked, "What color?"

Testing, 1, 2

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Driver

Yo mama is so stupid she waited at a Stop sign until it said Go.