Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to cut through a safe with a Laser Tag gun!

Yo momma's so fat she tried on Orion's belt.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.

yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on an air-plane she got arrested for 800 pounds of crack.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears striped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.

Your momma's butt is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller.

Your momma so white and ugly Michael Jackson took one glance and thought he was looking into a mirror!

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

Yo Momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." And she said, "No, I found one."

Yo Momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "Okay!"

Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit. Yo momma so old that when I slapped her back her boobs fell off. Yo momma so fat when she stepped in the deepest part of the ocean, she got her foot wet. Yo momma so old and fat, she told us about the story of how she farted and killed all the dinosaurs.

Yo momma so stupid, she looked in the Cd player for her cassette tape!