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So Small

Yo Momma so small, she held up a sign that said "Don't spit, I can't swim."

Not Dreams...

Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams... she has MOTION PICTURES!

Funky

Yo mama's so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.

Poor (old But Funny)

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.

Laser Tag

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to cut through a safe with a Laser Tag gun!

Fat

Yo momma's so fat she tried on Orion's belt.

EARTHQUAKE!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.

Plane

yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on an air-plane she got arrested for 800 pounds of crack.

Skinny Momma

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears striped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.

Big Butt

Your momma's butt is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller.

Mirror

Your momma so white and ugly Michael Jackson took one glance and thought he was looking into a mirror!

Pie Eating Contest

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!