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TOO SHORT

yo momma so short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing

Breath

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Portrait So Ugly

I went into your house, took a booger off the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

Sleeping

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Halloween

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

Teeth

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Shoot-out

Yo Momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

To Church

Yo Momma so poor, she wore her McDonalds uniform to church.

So Small

Yo Momma so small, she held up a sign that said "Don't spit, I can't swim."

Not Dreams...

Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams... she has MOTION PICTURES!

Funky

Yo mama's so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.

Poor (old But Funny)

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.