Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at me and my eyes burned off.

Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she's so ugly, she'll blind house robbers!

Yo Momma's feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma's house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma's hair is so short it's ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo momma's water bowl is empty.

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.

yo momma so short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

I went into your house, took a booger off the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Yo Momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo Momma so poor, she wore her McDonalds uniform to church.