yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.

Yo momma so fat she went on a sea food diet - she see food and eat it.

Yo momma so stupid she went to commit suicide and tried to jump out her basement window.

yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

Here are some more for you... Yo momma's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building and she got lost on the way down. Yo momma's so stupid I saw her jumping up and down, and she said she forgot to shake the medicine before she took it. Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged. That's all.

Yo momma so dumb, that when we told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo momma so fat, she used pillowcases for socks.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

Yo mommas so old her birth certificate says "EXPIRED"

Yo momma is like a brick. She's flat on all sides and gets laid all day.

Yo momma so fat that when she went out dressed in green she got arrested for driving a tank.