Yo Mama is so fat, when you were born, you came out singin' "It's a small world after all."

Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Yo Momma is so dumb she can't get the ball to touch the ground.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets!

yo momma is so poor everytime someone rings the doorbell the toilet flushes

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

Your Mama's so fat when she went to a hotel she asked for a water bed and they just covered up the pool with a blanket and said no divers.

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.

Yo momma so fat she went on a sea food diet - she see food and eat it.

Yo momma so stupid she went to commit suicide and tried to jump out her basement window.