Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.

Yo momma is so fat. She has more ass than a donkey farm.

Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.

Yo Mama is so fat, when you were born, you came out singin' "It's a small world after all."

Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Yo Momma is so dumb she can't get the ball to touch the ground.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets!

yo momma is so poor everytime someone rings the doorbell the toilet flushes

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

Your Mama's so fat when she went to a hotel she asked for a water bed and they just covered up the pool with a blanket and said no divers.