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Bungee

Yo momma so fat, her bungee cord has to be hooked onto Mars.

Fight In The City

Yo momma so fat, she makes Godzilla look like a pocket dragon.

Secret Club

Yo momma so fat, she's the founder of Button Poppers Anonymous.

Ironing

Yo momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

Old

Your mama's so old, she farted and dust came out.

So Ugly

Your mama's so ugly, she stuck her face out the window and cops pulled her over for mooning.

Red Coat

Yo Momma is so fat she put on a red coat, walked outside, and everyone started yelling, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale she said, "Wow, that's my phone number!"

Dollar

Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a dollar she made change.

Rolls

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery shop!

Yo Momma So Dumb

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

So Fat

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!