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Dollar

Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a dollar she made change.

Rolls

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery shop!

Yo Momma So Dumb

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

So Fat

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Block

Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

Yo mommas so old that when she was in school they didn't have history.

Redneck

Yo mamma is such a redneck, when I look at her family tree, it goes straight up.

So Fat #3

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made it into a gameboy advance.

So Fat #4

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

So Poor....

Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said "CORN!"

So Fat #5

Yo momma is so fat when she sees a school bus go by, she says "STOP THAT TWINKY!!"

So Fat #6

Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.