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Yo Mamma So Fat

Yo Mama so fat that she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.

Yo Momma's So Tall

Yo momma's so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.

Yo Mama is So Fat

Yo mama is so fat she has to get baptized in Sea World.

Lazy

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.

Bungee

Yo momma so fat, her bungee cord has to be hooked onto Mars.

Fight In The City

Yo momma so fat, she makes Godzilla look like a pocket dragon.

Secret Club

Yo momma so fat, she's the founder of Button Poppers Anonymous.

Ironing

Yo momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

Old

Your mama's so old, she farted and dust came out.

So Ugly

Your mama's so ugly, she stuck her face out the window and cops pulled her over for mooning.

Red Coat

Yo Momma is so fat she put on a red coat, walked outside, and everyone started yelling, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale she said, "Wow, that's my phone number!"