Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
The Fattest Mama
Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!
Car
Yo momma's so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said "Hey! Who threw that rock!"
T.V.
Yo momma's so stupid... She site on the T.V and watches the couch.
Hungry Momma!
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Cellulite Surfin'
Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo Momma So Fat
Yo mama so fat she can give the homeless a home.
Weight Loss
Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Yo Mamma So Fat
Yo Mama so fat that she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo Momma's So Tall
Yo momma's so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.
Yo Mama is So Fat
Yo mama is so fat she has to get baptized in Sea World.
Lazy
Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.
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