Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Hop Scotch
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this : Washington, California, Nevada, now Arizona
Vroom Vroom
Yo momma is like a Nascar race car, she burns rubber everynight!
Pray
Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Hairy
Yo Momma so hairy . . . . . she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
The Fattest Mama
Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!
Car
Yo momma's so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said "Hey! Who threw that rock!"
T.V.
Yo momma's so stupid... She site on the T.V and watches the couch.
Hungry Momma!
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Cellulite Surfin'
Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo Momma So Fat
Yo mama so fat she can give the homeless a home.
Weight Loss
Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
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