Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.
Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.
You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot
Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she dosen't just sit around the house, she sits around the whole neighborhood.
Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this : Washington, California, Nevada, now Arizona
Yo momma is like a Nascar race car, she burns rubber everynight!
Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Yo Momma so hairy . . . . . she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
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