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Shower

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

Pool

Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!

Party

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!

Peanuts

Yo momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!

PaintRoller

Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Aspirin (not Funny)

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

Buffet

Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!

Watcher

Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind!

Smuggle

Yo momma so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Memories

Yo momma's so old, her memories are in black and white!

Mail

Yo moma's like a mail box, open all day and all night.

Class

Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.