Yo momma so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma's so old, her memories are in black and white!

Yo moma's like a mail box, open all day and all night.

Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.

Yo momma is so fat when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.

You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot

Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she dosen't just sit around the house, she sits around the whole neighborhood.

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.