Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't have a birth certificate, she had a blueprint!

Yo mama's so fat, she sells shade, and that gives her enough to feed a family!

Yo Momma's so poor, I blew my nose, and she said, "Lord thank us, we have food!"

Yo Mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl!

Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Your momma so old and fat when God said let there be light, he asked your momma to move the hell out of the way because she was blocking the sun.

Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set you miss three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels 2 hours later they're flip flops.

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.