Jokes
Category Jokes - Yo Momma
Telephone Booth
Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.
Chicken Killer
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was attempting to cross it when yo mamma got hungry.
Help
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!
Show
Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!
Shower
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Pool
Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!
Party
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Peanuts
Yo momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
PaintRoller
Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Aspirin (not Funny)
Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Buffet
Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!
Watcher
Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind!
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