Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, "We are familly even though you fatter than me".

Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: "Washington, California..."

Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was attempting to cross it when yo mamma got hungry.

Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!