Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!

Yo mama's so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals..."

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, and the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped."

Your momma is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your momma is so ugly when she walks through the woods during hunting season she wears a sign saying "DONT SHOOT! FROM THE FRONT I LOOK ALMOST HUMAN!"

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't have a birth certificate, she had a blueprint!