... you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it.

...you've ever had to have a wrecker pull your car out of a pothole in your driveway.

...you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".

...your screen door has no screen.

...you cut the grass and find a Car.

...if you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".

You might be a redneck if... You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.

You might be a redneck if... You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.

You might be a redneck if... Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

You might be a redneck if... You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

You might be a redneck if... The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

You might be a redneck if... You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.