You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.

You might be a redneck if your limo at your wedding was a tractor and trailer.

You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.

You might be a redneck if... ...your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs. ...you see your family reunion as a way to meet girls. ...you marry three times and still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if your dog is in your bed more than your wife.

You fart and you are proud of the smell

"Rusty Bed Spings" by I.P Nitely "Fell off a Cliff" By Ilene Dover "Bounce of a Brick Wall" by Rick O'Shey "Mini Skirts" by Seymour Buttz "Race to the Outhouse" By Willie Makit" and last but not least "Guide to One Night Stands" by Juan Teboneya"

You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a birthday present out of a vending machine.

You know you're a Redneck if..... 1. Your child's night-light is a neon beer sign. 2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling. 3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal. 5. When you fill your car with gas, it's worth doubles. 6. You start a fight in a bar and your wife finishes it. 7. Your kids favourite bedtime story is "Curious George and the Electric fence" 8. You and your wife's family reunions are one and the same. 9. The Glamour Shots people give you your money back. and last of all.... You know you're a redneck if 10.The FBI has more pictures of your family

You are a legal heir to a fireworks stand.

Local cops know you by your nickname.

You get homesick watching cops on TV.