Me and my friend were IMing and it was like this... Me:BRB Him: kake Me:heh Him:I LIKE KAKE Me:i like 3.1415926535 Him:Pi >:0

In a recent review, The Weird Gamers rated popular game, Grand Theft Auto IV 3.14 out of 10. They said it was pirated.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes twenty se- hey, this is in the wrong category!

Two bulls are in a locker room when one guy notices the other dude has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other bull says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' And I said, 'No bullshit!'"

You probably know for a fact that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. And here we say ''You got to have balls to become a leader''

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"What's the difference between Honecker and a telephone? None! Hang up and try again."

I saw a girl the other day. I didn't like her because she was a butter face. You know 'butter face' - she has a hot body, but her face . . .

A Pokemon Trainer walks into a STD help center. The nurse there says "Sorry, but it looks like you've caught 'em all"

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Teacher: So class, in the medieval times, the Puritan's ears were cut off if they didn't attend Catholic services. Student: I bet they didn't like the sound of that!

Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, are catholics people addicted to cats?