_mz_jokes_page_title_entries

Walking

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Bills

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Nobody

Nobody's perfect-I'm a nobody.

Silence

Ask me about my vow of silence..

Courdory

Courdory pillows--they're making headlines.

Thesaurus

What is another word for Thesaurus?

Butter

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.

Virginia

Her name was Virginia. They called her Virgin for short, but not for long!

Vaseline

And out of the night came the terrible scream, "Who put the sand in the Vaseline!?"

What's the difference between two yards? A. Usually a fence.

When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you!

What Do You Call...

Q. What do you call a guy that sits on your doorstep? A. A Matt.